Any UNC student has been here before

And on a warm day there’s people galore

In my perspective, when there’s the heat

It looks like the penguin colony from Happy Feet

Like the Roman Forum or the Washington Mall

This location is at the center of it all

So if you look carefully and dig deep in your mind

The hidden lock-and-key logo you will find

At the original “south” campus is where to begin

Thinking about all the places we can’t yet go in

Facing the direction where LRW wears a hat

And consider all the stuff to the left of that

Don’t worry, no one is stealing anything here

That one with the food, don’t go near

Close to the recent popular broadway show

Facing the state with a sister, just below

Now I can’t guide you straight to the coveted spot

But here’s something that will help you a lot

Out from in, in from out

These, we cannot do without

Bay, hopper, oriel, bow

So, now do you know?

This may all be quite confusing

And it’ll probably take just a little perusing

So walk and look around and you will see

The queue are, there it will be.